By Julius Alvin
Julius Alvin provides a brand new number of politically fallacious, raunchy jokes approximately ethnic teams, homosexuals, ladies, politicians, and different unwitting targets.
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50/S4. 56t (3621-3, $3. 50/SUIJ (3616-7, S3. 50/S4. Jit 1UfALLY GROSS comic story (3622-1, $3. »1U' completely GROSS JOKES (3982-. f,$3. ~ Volume XXII by means of Julius Alvin ZEBRA BOOKS KENSINGTON PUBLISHING CORP. ZEBRA BOOKS are released by way of Kensington Publishing Corp. 850 3rd street long island, big apple 10022 Copyright © 1996 via Julius Alvin All rights reserved. No a part of this ebook could be rep~o duced in any shape or in any respect with no the pnor written consent of the writer, excepting short charges utilized in stories. for those who bought thjs ebook with no disguise you need to be acutely aware that this ebook is stolen estate. It used to be rep~rted as "unsold and destroyed" to the writer and ne1ther the writer nor the writer has got any check for this "stripped booklet. " Zebra and the Z emblem Reg. U. S. Pat. & TM Off. Firs t Printing: March, 1996 10 nine eight 7 6 five four three 2 revealed within the usa of Ame ri ca CONTENTS GROSS ETHNIC JOKES 7 extra GROSS ETHN1C JOKES 31 GROSS megastar JOKES forty five GROSS intercourse JOKES fifty five GROSS REDNECK JOKES seventy one easily GROSS seventy nine GROSS homosexual AND LESBIAN JOKES ninety three A GROSS kind ninety nine that isn't humorous, that is ailing! 117 UNBEARABLY DISGUSTING 143 SIDIOf ::>INH~3 SSOHD Why are Jewish males like linoleum? Lay them correct and you'll stroll all over the place them for the following thirty yea rs. A black, a Jew, and a redn eck are strolling alongside the seashore. one in all them kicks a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says to the trio, "Whoever kicked the bottle and published me is entitled to 3 needs. " Neither the black, the Jew, nor the redneck can take into accout which one in every of them really kicked the bottle, so the genie says, "Then i'm going to supply you every one want. " The black man is going first. He says, " i would like ali the African-Americans to head b ack to Africa and reside freed from oppression! " "So shall or not it's done," the genie gives you, and snaps his arms. The black man disappears. Thejew is going nexL "I wish ali thejewish humans to visit Israe l and reside freed from oppression. " 10 julius Alvin " So shall it's done," the g e nie says and snaps his hands. Poof, the Jew disappears. The genie turns to the redneck, "And what's your want? " "Now enable me get this straight," the redneck says. "You despatched all of the blacks again to Africa and the entire Jews again to Israel? " The genie nods. "Then hell," the redneck d e cJa ,·es. " i'm going to simply have me a lager! " Why did the Polack purchase a Spanish-American dictionary whilst his 3rd son used to be born? simply because he learn that each 3rd individual born in the USA is Hispanic. UNBEARABLY GROSS JOKES eleven What do they are saying approximately Martin Luther King Day in Alabama? " Kill 4 extra and we are going to take the entire week off. " How does a Mexican comprehend while he is hungry? His asshole stops burning. Why will not be there any black skydivers? simply because their lips explode at 20,000 toes. julius Alvin 12 Why did the Polack pass t the puppy Cern •<~etery~ He wish d to vi it hello early life Weethean_ --What do you get while : u ro a Pola ok? A hitman who continue nu ·m an Italian and r. What' the adaptation among a black man and a pothole?