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Dishonest. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Courtship. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cupid................................. Dating................................ Divorce............................... Falling in Love. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . First Time Follies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Honeymoon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Loneliness. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Love on the market ..................... -. . . . . . Marriage .. ......... . : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Newlyweds. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ardour ........................... ·.. ... Personals. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Love and Literature. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Strangelove division. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Love remedy. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Valentine's Day. . ....................... Wages of Sin.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Weddings ........ ... ... .... ........ . ... marriage ceremony evening. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . II 17 19 25 29 31 forty-one forty five forty nine fifty one fifty five fifty nine sixty one seventy one seventy five eighty three 87 ninety three ninety nine one zero five I09 113 117 Pickups & One evening Stands a guy acquired fortunate on a blind date. He took the girl again to his position to make love. As they undressed, he requested, "Do you love the sunshine on? " She answered, "1 wish you are not a type of creeps who loves to screw and decide his ft even as! " *** a lady used to be strolling out of a good looks parlor. a guy glided by and whistled at her. "Oh, yeah," acknowledged the lady, "1'11 wager you whistled simply because I spent 3 hours within the good looks parlor. " "Not really," acknowledged the guy, "ljust spent 5 years in San Quentin. " 12 a really tall girl met a midget at a celebration. the guy was once scarcely 3 ft tall yet they appeared drawn to one another. After a couple of beverages they went again to the tall woman's condominium. "1 cannot think what it will likely be like making Jove to a midget," acknowledged the girl, -"the measurement distinction and all. " "Just take off your outfits, lie again at the mattress, unfold your legs aside and shut your eyes. " the lady did because the midget acknowledged. quickly she felt the most important cock she had ever skilled thrust up within her. inside of a couple of minutes the girl had climaxed 8 instances. "That was once incredible," stated the lady . .. "I. f yo~ imagine that was once good," stated the midget, wa1t till i am getting either legs in there! " *** a tender girl requested her grandmother what percentage fanatics she have been sexually intimate with. "Seventeen," stated the grandmother. "All instructed? " requested the girl. _"No," acknowledged the grandmother. "Only scumbags bragged approximately it to their pals. " *** a girl met a guy at a resort inn. something resulted in one other they usually have been quickly within the woman's bed room making Jove. "It's too undesirable i am in basic terms right here for the weekend,"said the girl. "Okay, okay," acknowledged the fellow. ''I'm fucking as quickly a. s i will be able to! " 13 A shy younger guy was once infatuated with younger woman who labored in a present store. in the future he determined to talk to her at paintings. "Excuse me," stated the younger guy, "do you retain stationery? " "Except while somebody licks my cunt," spoke back the woman. "That makes me circulate round like loopy! " *** a guy met a girl at a dance. She requested why he would not dance. He instructed her he had a wood leg. He additionally stated he had a wood arm.

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