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The Ohioan was once traveling Detroit whilst he stopped a passing resident. "Do you recognize the place i will be able to discover a prostitute? " he requested. "Not many round now," acknowledged the Detroiter, " all of the Ohioans preserve bobbing up right here, marrying them, and taking them again to Ohio. " *** forty eight 7 MISCELLANEOUS In Poland, they inform Ohio jokes. *** What are the 1st 3 phrases an Ohio child learns? consciousness K·mart consumers! *** Why do not they've got fly swatters in Ohio? it really is a criminal offense to kill the country bird!! forty nine What is the hardest activity in Toledo? using shotgun at the rubbish truck! *** what's the capital of Ohio? approximately 40 cents!! *** Why did the aquarium in Columbus shut? The clam died! *** What do you name undesirable breath in Ohio? maintaining with the Joneses!! 50 What do you name an Ohioan who practices contraception? A humanitarian!! *** what's a tremendous evening in an Ohio city? staring at the overloaded machines holiday down on the neighborhood laundromat! *** How was once streaking invented? They attempted to provide an Ohioan a tub! *** Why is the wheelbarrow the best of all human innovations? It taught the Ohioans to stroll on their hind legs!! fifty one How do you're making an Ohio sizzling bathtub? alka·seltzer within the bathroom! *** Did you listen concerning the Ohioan who obtained a puppy rock? the next day to come it ran away!! *** Why are Ohioans forbidden to swim in Lake Michigan? They depart a hoop! fifty two What is an Ohioan's day within the nation? Sitting within the again backyard! *** what's a suite of Ohio stemware? 3 empty grape jelly glasses!! *** Why cannot Ohioans lie at the seashore? Cats will bury them! *** Why isn't really an individual in Ohio possessed by way of the satan? The satan is evil, yet now not determined! fifty three Why do flies have wings? to allow them to beat Ohioans to the dump!! *** Ohio financial institution: You herald a toaster and so they offer you $500. 00! *** Why isn't really Michigan flooded by means of the nice Lakes? simply because Ohio sucks!! fifty four Why do Ohioans have such beautiful noses? simply because they are hand picked! *** Crying disgrace: A busload of Ohioans going over a cliff with empty seats. *** there has been this carload of Ohioans driving during the attractive farmlands of Michigan, whilst all of sudden they crashed. Now there simply occurred to be a Michigan farmer out plowing his box, so he rushed over and attempted to determine what to do with them. After a few debate, he made up our minds to bury them. whilst he acquired via he started to wonder whether he had performed the fitting factor, so he known as the Michigan nation Patrol. good, they despatched an officer out who guaranteed the farmer he had performed the appropriate factor. He requested the farmer if he used to be definite they have been all useless, and the farmer stated, "Some of 'em stated they were not, yet you understand how them Ohioans lie! " *** fifty five 8 enjoyable evidence AND dead wisdom recognized humans FROM MICHIGAN: (Partial record) Tom Selleck Judy Garland Lee Majors Diana Ross Robert Wagner Sonny Bono Glen Frey Marlo Thomas Arte Johnson Harry Morgan Bob Seger Ed McMahon Danny Thomas Ted Nugent William Boeing Dick Martin Alice Cooper Ellen Burstyn Piper Laurie Martin Milner Henry Ford Lily Tomlin Francis Ford Coppola Stevie ask yourself Robin Williams George Peppard Charles Lindbergh Pam Dawber Dick Enberg Betty Hutton well-known humans FROM OHIO: (Complete record) Don King fifty seven BUMPER STICKERS noticeable round ANN ARBOR: ** * OHOWIHATEOHIOSTATE ** * Ohio isn't really even a pleasant position to go to, not to mention dwell there.