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By John LeFevre

“Some chick requested me what i'd do with 10 million greenbacks. I informed her I’d ask yourself the place the remainder of my cash went.”—@GSElevator

Darkly humorous, remarkably revealing, and totally unapologetic, Straight to Hell is John LeFevre’s personal account of his adventures as a globe-conquering funding banker whose profession spanned big apple, London, and Hong Kong. Sitting above the “Chinese Wall” isolating funding banking and revenues and buying and selling, in a senior place with a different vantage aspect, LeFevre did billion-dollar offers with sovereign debtors, prestigious multinational organisations, and each financial institution on Wall highway, let alone chinese language tycoons and Indonesian thugs, and shot up the ranks to be the most prolific bond syndicate managers in Asia. He additionally acquired banned from the 4 Seasons, the place he was once dwelling on the time, totaled his brand-new Maserati, and indulged in riotous debauchery off and on the buying and selling floor.

Hundreds of hundreds of thousands stick to LeFevre’s @GSElevator Twitter account; Goldman Sachs introduced an inner research into his tweets, and while his real identification used to be printed, it created a countrywide media firestorm—but that used to be in basic terms a part of the tale. Straight to Hell delves deep within an that's either envied and reviled, taking you from the educational courses, buying and selling flooring, and roadshows to personal planes, shady bargains, and after-hours overindulgence. this isn't a moralistic story of redemption. jam-packed with surprising rule-breaking, frat-boyish antics, and win-at-all-cost schemes, Straight to Hell openly pulls again the curtain at the deviant and completely over the top international of finance. additionally incorporated are the very best strains from @GSElevator, created and curated via LeFevre.

Prepare your self and buckle up, simply because this is often some of the most exciting and eye-opening books ever written in regards to the international of finance.

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