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By Buddy Stein

For over 50 years, stand-up comedian blood brother Stein has introduced laughter at any place he has appeared—on tv, in nightclubs, in theaters, in retirement houses, at shop openings, and on golfing classes around the state.

From his "green years" within the Catskills to his hilarious visual appeal at the Merv Griffin exhibit and the evening he upstaged Jackie Gleason, blood brother endured following his dream. He desired to make humans snigger, similar to Rodney Dangerfield, blood brother Hackett, Alan King, and Henny Youngman.

But simply because he had a relatives to elevate, blood brother needed to preserve a full-time task whereas waiting for his "big break." And whilst the holiday did arrive, blood brother needed to make the simplest determination attainable for himself and his family members.

Stories from a funny story Thief is greater than a memoir. it's also a suite of Buddy’s favourite jokes from his own archives—many of which he utilized in his act. they're hilarious, usually irreverent, and occasionally downright racy, no matter if lampooning golfers, air go back and forth, the getting older, medical professionals, or marriage. As blood brother places it, "The thoughts and anecdotes are essentially actual. If an individual is angry or insulted by way of a few of the jokes and tales, it’s basically intentional!"

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