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By Editors of Playboy Magazine

Here's AN ALL NEW number of PLAYBOY'S riotous occasion jokes with nonetheless extra of these now recognized racy gags, raucous limericks, hilarious cartoons and frisky, uninhibited Femllns—all from the pages of America's such a lot subtle journal. This really pleasant compendium of grownup humor is sure to impress chuckles, grins and smiles in urbane circles all over the place. Laugh-loving men and gals will locate nonetheless extra PLAYBOY'S celebration JOKES each piece as humorous as these first bestsellers (PLAYBOY'S social gathering JOKES and extra PLAYBOY'S get together JOKES, each one with over one million copies sold). actually, it can be even funnier.

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