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The Quest for the Kai. a comic book Parody of Cosmic Proportions.

Monty Python keeps to bitch-slap surprise within the final mash-up.

The glossy Surfer, assisted/hampered via Mrs' Galactus & Darkseid, Mr Bishop and Baron Zemo, is attempting to discover the mysterious Kai, the prospective resource of Cosmic disturbance.

Join the bickering Questers on their epic Galactic trip to irritate different life-forms, molest family animals, smash sacred ideals and customarily sow confusion and discord.

Will our courageous Quester's ever locate the Kai? who's the great villain with the continuously infected gonads? Will Mrs’ G & D come again in time for tea? And why is Tessticulatus so annoyed?

All of those questions, etc, could be both replied or thoroughly neglected, side-stepped, trampled underfoot and usually mishandled

in this, the second one mildly titillating and fairly interesting instalment of intercourse & Spandex 2: the search for the Kai.

Also includes deleted scenes from intercourse & Spandex 1.

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Merely you (smash) can assist, oh, nice Truth-Teller! Bishop: And he known as me a fracking weirdo! (Walks over to the Baron) Come the following, what the hell do you're thinking that you are doing. depart them on my own! examine you, you are a humiliation to the entire Germanic race; if this type of factor is feasible. Bishop: recover from right here. ingesting from the teat, and also you a Baron. you might want to be aware of larger! (Drags him again into the bar) Baron Zemo: yet how might i do know dey vere farm animals, it truly is thoroughly outrageous! She was once nicht sehr realizing. it really is eine basic mistake! Bishop: Yeah, and also you make 'em forever! Voice from in the back of: You filthy dis-placers! They either cease because the faintly universal voice slowly registers of their surprised brains. They flip round slowly to see... Baron Zemo: Aaaagh! Bishop: Testy! Tessticulatus: supply me again my prayer mats! Baron Zemo: Aaaagh! Tessticulatus: Rotten drooggie-droppings! Filthy takers! Barman: we do not like takers round right here! the opposite humans within the bar begin to assemble round the staff in a stressful and unsightly temper. Baron Zemo: yet, yet ve observed you shoot your self! Tessticulatus: i used to be resting. And whilst I awakened all my stuff was once long past. provide it again now you takers! Baron Zemo: yet you vent kaputt! Tessticulatus: i do not believe your recording gadget works rather well, i could not listen a specific thing for all that loud bang noise! Bishop: yet you died! We observed you blow your brains out! Tessticulatus: So what?? They grew again! Barman: (Taking a willing curiosity) do not yours? There’s adversarial muttering from the gang because it strikes ahead to enclose the inept Questers. The Baron is the 1st one to crack lower than their extreme adversarial gaze. Baron Zemo: Uhm ja, all dey time!! Barman: i don't think you! (The Baron seems round nervously. ) exhibit me! Baron Zemo: Uhm Ja convinced! glance the following. he is taking out his pistol after which nervously appears round. With a sly smile he slowly increases it and starts off to indicate it at Bishop Bishop: do not even imagine it! below the serious scrutiny from the adverse crowd the Baron is compelled, a lot opposed to his will, to indicate the gun at this personal head. in the meantime in one other a part of city, the Surfer keeps his look for his pals. He commence, regrettably, through having a look in a intercourse Bar with the well-known slogan 'Bodily Fluids Exchanged@Competitive Rates'. Silver Surfer: (To a run-down android koozee, loitering on the bar) have you ever noticeable strangers round right here? Android Koozee: have you ever obvious this? (Lifting her skirt) Silver Surfer: i encourage your pardon. Uhm, i am drawn to discovering my acquaintances. are you able to aid? Android Koozee: Why do not you discover my openings, eh? they are much extra fascinating. simply support your self! Silver Surfer: what's wrong with you? glance cease it! have you ever noticeable an extended darkish individual and a quick white individual? Android Koozee: i will be no matter what color you're keen on! glance! (Here pores and skin flashes speedy during the spectrum! ) Come on great boy! i will pass all evening & all i want is a transformation of my come-bag! Come on, i have simply had my orifices re-lined with Agarian Silk! soft as velvet! Silver Surfer: Velvet gentle as silk? Oh, cease it!

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