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By Grace Dent

The divine Shiraz Bailey wooden is again during this hilarious sequel to Diva and not using a reason to enlighten us together with her signature model of madcap humor on her demented, wonderful existence within the gritty suburbs of London.

whilst sixteen-year-old Shiraz Bailey Wood's year-end attempt effects are available, she's astonished to find not just that she handed all of them, yet that she's truly smart! Emboldened through an invitation to higher-level periods, Shiraz enrolls in Superchav Academy's "Center of Excellence" to get even brainier.

placing with goody-two- footwear varieties in higher-level periods feels like simply the price ticket to prevent getting caught endlessly in her crap fatherland. yet Shiraz has to determine for herself: are those posh varieties relatively any larger than she, or do they simply are looking to stick their noses up at everyone?

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So in the event you constantly reason difficulty within the park, your ASBO could forbid you traveling the park for six months. The Bruton-Fletchers have loads of ASBOs. Baps: (n. ) Boobs. additionally boobies, breasts, shirt potatoes. Bashment: (n. ) a celebration. Bint: (n. ) An tense lady. “’Ere i used to be status within the line at KFC, correct, and this BINT pushes in sooner than me and orders a discount Bucket! ” Boffin: (n. ) Boffins are the folk in school who continually get directly A’s and make sure to convey their books and pens and recognize which category to be at at the correct day and time. Their homework by no means will get “stolen via an incredible puppy” en path to tuition. if you happen to ask a boffin what they need to do sooner or later they are saying, “I are looking to be a study scientist for NASA. ” They don’t say, “’Ere, come around my gaff at approximately seven, I’m prank calling the zoo pretending to be an escaped lion. ” Me and Carrie usually are not boffins. Brassic: (adj. ) Skint, penniless, broke, and so forth. “’Ere Shizzle, you coming to the mall on Saturday? ” “Yeah, yet mate i'm absolutely brassic so I’ll simply be window purchasing. I can’t even have the funds for any McNuggets. ” Bricking it: (vb. ) Scared, anxious, so terrified you're feeling such as you may have an twist of fate on your thong. “So, did you name dat sizzling boy on Saturday then? ” “No, bruv, i used to be right bricking it! ” Buff: (adj. ) Buff capacity a pleasant healthy physique. A hottie. “Is he figuring out much? he's having a look good buff. ” Butterz: (adj. ) grotesque, minging, now not appealing. type of “butt grotesque” taken to the intense. “Don’t allow me snog Harry, whether I’m under the influence of alcohol correct? he's good butterz! ” humming: (vb. ) Feeling relatively excited. Cark it: (vb. ) 1: To die. “He’s off tuition. His gran carked it—he has to visit the funeral. ”2: to forestall operating. “OMG. We have been midway to Romford and Wesley’s motor vehicle completely carked it. ” Chas ’n’ Dave: (n. ) negative out of date British track duo. One performs piano, one performs guitar. They either have beards. this kind of CD your ma and pa wear at New Year’s after a couple of glasses of booze and begin dancing to and also you get heavily fearful that certainly one of them may slip and holiday a hip. Chav: (n. ) Chav is a now not really nice note humans usually name me and my pals ’cos we put on hoodies and gold hoops and hear R+B and personal Staffordshire Bull Terriers and don’t dwell in posh homes. humans say chavs reason loads of hassle. I don’t imagine i'm a chav, and if i'm it stands for “charming, hilarious, articulate, and colourful. ” Choong: (adj. ) horny, good-looking, hottie. “Oh my days, who's that new boy at school? he's right choong, guy, I can’t cease staring! ” happy: (adj. ) satisfied, happy. “Awww, Wazzle is easily satisfied, his ASBO doesn’t stretch so far as Wembley Stadium so that you can get tickets for Beyoncé! ” or “Man, try out my new gold scunchy! just a quid in Claire’s add-ons. i'm good happy! ” Dossing: (vb. ) To lie approximately doing not anything. “I’ve been dossing approximately all day. ” Dubstep: (n. ) a kind of very quick British dance song that should be performed loud. the complete contrary of Chas ’n’ Dave. when you positioned this on within the vehicle you'll be definite your mom might be in a very undesirable temper if you get the place you’re going and may have mentioned at least one time that there's “no song” and he or she is “getting certainly one of her migraines.

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