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By Bob Hope

Now in paperback--one of America's maximum entertainers stocks his favourite jokes and memories.

Bob wish died on the age of a hundred in July '03. His mythical profession spanned the complete twentieth century, from impersonating Charlie Chaplin in entrance of the firehouse in Cleveland in 1909 to celebrating an extraordinary 60 years with NBC in 1996. He entertained hundreds of thousands all over the world together with his performances in vaudeville and on Broadway, on his premier weekly radio convey, in loved video clips resembling his highway photographs with Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour, and, so much significantly, within the numerous tv appearances that made him a celebrity and a welcome visitor in each lounge within the country.

With Bob wish: My lifestyles in Jokes, readers can benefit from the absolute best of his humor and, within the technique, know about the superb lifestyles and occupation of a real nationwide treasure.

at the early years:
"I wouldn't have had whatever to consume if it wasn't for the stuff the viewers threw at me."

On turning out to be old:
"Age is just a bunch. notwithstanding, in my case, it's a slightly huge number."

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Eighty two Here we're in Seoul, Korea ... I by no means notion i might get thus far east i would be homesick for Japan . .. Seoul has replaced fingers such a lot of occasions the towels within the lodges are marked "His," "Hers," and "Who's occupying us now? " i actually did not intend to accomplish to date north, however the first cavalry went via and the suction pulled me with them .. . and a few of those cities are altering arms so quickly, one soldier obtained a lamp with 3 thousand yuan and obtained his switch in rubles . . . however the manner the war's going does not hassle the Russians . . . they only run the newsreels backward and it appears like the North Koreans are advancing. I requested a GI right here how you can inform a North Korean from a South Korean, and he stated, "Turn your again" ... I did and blocks later i discovered out I had a collection of twins strapped on my rumble seat . . . simply name me "Mamma San. " and there's a particular scent right here ... All i will be able to inform you is my incense has been AWOL seeing that Taejon . . . and that i do not know what sort of germs 8J they have right here, yet I walked via a pool of water at the present time and my vaccination hissed at it ... they have germs over right here that have not been written up in Reader's Digest but. they've got rather a lot rice in Korea ... After a marriage they throw the bride and groom at it. B ACK domestic, THE R E PUBLICANS claimed the White condominium for the 1st time in two decades with the election of Dwight D. Eisenhower. so much of the United States loved Ike. After the swearing-in ceremonies, fifty thousand Republicans paraded throughout the streets of Washington for 3 hours .. . no one might have in mind how you can get to the Capitol! i do not blame Eisenhower for throwing out the silk hat culture at his inauguration ... he is the 1st Republican to be elected in 20 years and he had a correct to turn his lid!! eighty four You may inform that have been the Republicans and which have been the Democrats on the inauguration ... The Republicans have been dealing with the platform. that they had loads of musical expertise on the inauguration. they usually desired to invite Jose lturbi, yet Ike was once opposed to it. He acknowledged, "The final time we had a piano participant in Washington, he stayed for 8 years! " whilst normal Ike entered the White condominium, he instantly despatched a message again to Republican headquarters. He stressed out, "Mission finished, our forces occupying aim, Democrats routed, no obvious resistance aside from gentle sniper hearth from the Steinway piano. " i would not are looking to say the White apartment was once boobytrapped, however the general's mattress was once short-sheeted . .. there has been salt within the sugar bowl ... And the entire doorways to the washroom have been marked "Enlisted group of workers in basic terms. " President Eisenhower is a brilliant outdoorsman. he is the one guy within the state who can begin a fireplace by way of rubbing t\>~o Democrats jointly. ss This is the 1st time i have obvious him given that I shook fingers with him in Africa throughout the conflict ... i assume he ultimately overlooked his ring! I N 1953, 1 was once requested to host the Academy Awards back. This time was once type of detailed, since it was once the 1st time the Oscars have been televised. sturdy night, women and gents .

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