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By Mark Twain, Roy Blount Jr.

Starting with the piece that made Mark Twain famous--"The infamous leaping Frog of Calaveras County"--and finishing along with his fanciful "How I Edited an Agricultural Paper," this treasure trove of an anthology, an abridgment of the 1888 unique, collects twenty of Twain's personal items, as well as tall stories, fables, and satires through forty-three of Twain's contemporaries, together with Washington Irving, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Ambrose Bierce, William Dean Howells, Joel Chandler Harris, Artemus Ward, and Bret Harte.

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He was once born at Williamstown, Mass. , in 1837, bought a collegiate schooling, after which studied legislations. He has released a few 8 volumes, quite often of a funny personality. Dr. Bartholomew, of Towanda Falls, Penn. , is the proud possessor of a very precocious baby. omit Carrie Bartholomew is just ten years outdated, yet, however, she is an adolescent of awesome acquirements and conspicuous tradition. on the age of six she may perhaps learn with nice ease, and earlier than attaining her 8th birthday she had built a marked flavor for novel-reading. in regards to the similar interval she made her first test at authorship, and shortly accomplished an enviable acceptance in numerous neighborhood nurseries, the place her fairy stories have been recited with huge applause. In her 9th 12 months she wrote a novel—of which, regrettably, no copies at the moment are in existence—and all started an epic in six books upon “St. Bartholomew’s Day”—which sanguinary occasion she classed one of the ancestors of her kinfolk. The epic was once discontinued after the of completion of the second one e-book, because of the untimely extermination of the Huguenots, however the younger writer lashed the Catholic social gathering with nice vigour, and denounced Charles IX. because the scarlet individual pointed out within the Apocalypse. the most recent attempt of pass over Bartholomew used to be, in all respects, her crowning paintings. It was once a drama in clean verse and in 5 acts, entitled “Robinson Crusoe; or the Exile of Twenty Years,” and it used to be publicly played within the Baptist lecture-room through a firm of kids drilled via the writer. The proceeds of the leisure have been designed for the conversion of the heathen, and it was once attended by way of a wide and hilarious viewers. the whole paintings of mounting the drama fell upon the shoulders of the writer. The degree used to be superbly ornamented with borrowed shawls; and 3 fire-screens, coated with wall-paper and with tree and flower styles, did responsibility as surroundings. The costumes have been specified and gorgeous, and a piano ably performed through a grown-up girl provided where of an orchestra. The curtain rose on the appointed time, and displayed Crusoe in his English domestic within the act of taking tea together with his spouse. A cradle within the nook held a tender Crusoe—played with a lot dignity via pass over Bartholomew’s top doll—and a wood puppy reposed at the hearth-rug. Crusoe, after discovering fault with the volume of sugar in his tea—a contact that used to be famous as splendidly real to life—announced that he used to be to sail the subsequent morning on a voyage to South the US. Mrs. Crusoe immediately burst into tears, and remarked: “Our wedded existence has scarce all started! yet 3 months because you led me to the altar, And now you permit me, friendless and forlorn! ” Crusoe, despite the fact that, quickly comforted his spouse, and bidding her train her strangely precipitate youngster to revere his absent father, wear his ulster, and after a final passionate include, departed for South the USA. the second one act awarded Crusoe in his island domestic, clad mainly in seal-skin jackets, and masses given to pacing the floor and soliloquizing.

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