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By Ted L. Nancy

Who is Ted L. Nancy?
He's a involved inn visitor trying to find a misplaced tooth...

He's a superstitious Vegas high-roller who desires to gamble at a on line casino in his fortunate shrimp outfit...

He's the genius inventor of "Six Day Underwear"...

He's a not easy dramatist looking an viewers for his play approximately his 26-year-old puppy, Cinnamon...

He's the proud proprietor of Charles, a 36-year-old cat who owes his sturdiness to a dog food company...

He's a faithful fan of the King of Tonga...

He is, in truth, a twisted prankster -- a supremely off-kilter modify ego who sends patently ridiculous letters and queries to (and gets strangely earnest responses again from) company honchos, leisure conglomerates, nationwide courses, politicians, celebrities and heads of country to everybody, actually, from the president of the Bon Ami cleaner corporation to U.S. vice chairman Al Gore.  

Letters From A Nut is an insanely encouraged, actually madcap number of Nancy correspondence, a laugh-out-loud-in-public-places aggregation of respectable -- and formally certifiable -- requests, lawsuits, fan mail and questions that may now not in all likelihood were taken seriously...but, amazingly, have been!

Dear Mr. Nancy:"It isn't really usually that we obtain such enthusiastic help for the paper bag." --The Paper Bag Council

"On behalf of Greyhound, there will be no challenge touring whereas on your butter costume." --Greyhound Bus Lines

"I look ahead to operating with you to create a greater destiny for this nice nation." -- vp Al Gore

"An never-ending move of a few of the main hilarious exchanges i have ever learn. each person I lent this booklet to only learn it and laughed out loud like I did. it is so easy, but completely creative. i am certain a few kind of mail fraud fees should be delivered to cease this guy yet, in my view, i'm hoping they by no means trap him." --Jerry Seinfeld

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O. field 870126, Tuscaloosca, Alabama 35487-6690 ' Jul 14, 1995 pricey college of Alabama: If one desires to go away a present to a college who does one touch? i would like to bequeath the collage Of Alabama a priceless. i believe Alabama is a great urban; reflecting sturdy fresh caliber existence in the US, morals, feel, and appreciate and strong tuna melts! i've got loved your "Bull canine" for a long time. i've got a worthy asset that i believe the college Of Alabama may make a very good domestic for. In correspondence concerning this reward, please consult with "Cinnamon. * thanks on your answer, in actual fact, Ted L. Nancy ( P. S. i believe you might want to construct an Alabama nutrients corridor Of popularity! THE collage OF ALABAMA place of work OF THE vp FOR improvement August 2, 1995 Mr. Ted L. Nancy 560 North Moorpark street, #236 Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 pricey Mr. Nancy: we're in receipt of your letter relating to what seems to be a proposed gift-in-kind. in the event you will be so variety to offer us extra specifics at the nature of the proposed reward, we will be happy to supply a few information. Many thank you in your curiosity within the college of Alabama. essentially, bsf Mr. Hubert Kessler Dr. John Scott 284 ROSE management construction / (205) 348-4767 / FAX: (205) 348-8B71 / field 870122 / TUSCALOOSA. ALABAMA 35487-0122 560 No. Moorpark Rd. , #236 Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 LARRY W. O'NEAL, ASSISTANT vice chairman THE college OF ALABAMA 284 Rose management Bldg. , field 870122 Tuscaloosa, Alabama 35487-0122 August 22, 1996 pricey Mr. O'Neal, The reward I desire to bequeath to The college Of Alabama are the is still and memorabilia of "Cinnamon," the area well-known 26 yr outdated convey puppy. presently either the Portland level corporation and Radio urban tune corridor were notified so as to convey "CINNAMON - A lifestyles IN growth" to the the reside degree. The musical encompasses a radio-controlled swarm of bees and the world's greatest cellular surroundings - either theatrical firsts. "Cinnamon - the realm recognized puppy" toured widely and was once a success at shops, vehicle washes, multiplexes and ecu television, the place for twenty 5 cents young ones could choose her up and provides her a squeeze. The reminiscence of Cinnamon's spirit may be an notion to all people, as examples will be set by means of animals in addition to people, and the essence she embodied will be good served in an endowment supported shrine. Articles to be incorporated; Cinnamon's foodstuff and water dish (even although she often drank from the pool). Her leash, collar, her precise natural flea defend recipe. Cinnamon's satisfied face identify tag. Her bed pad and rubber sheets. Her Purina letter relating to her because the world's oldest puppy. (And Purina coupons). images and video of Cinnamon twaddling round. Plus, Cinnamon, herself, filled and scented. As you could think. Cinnamon earned a large amount of cash in her lengthy existence time. She left relatively a wide property. probably you'll be attracted to administering this property? Please suggest as to how i could bequeath this worthwhile for your establishment. thank you. I eagerly look ahead to your answer. in actual fact, Ted L.

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