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By Tracy Morgan

The outrageously humorous, heartbreaking, and superb tale of Tracy Morgan's upward push from ghetto wiseass to big name comedian.

Who is Tracy Morgan? The wildly unpredictable funnyman who rocketed to popularity on Saturday evening Live? The Emmy-nominated actor at the back of the sly and inventive personality Tracy Jordan at the award-winning hit sitcom 30 Rock, whose turbulent own lifestyles usually mirrors that of his fictional regulate ego? Is he Chico Divine, the lifetime of the party--any celebration, each time, anyplace, getting women pregnant in all places he is going? Or is he a soulful, delicate relations guy who emerged from a hardscrabble ghetto upbringing and opposed to all odds accomplished superstardom, raised an effective family members, prevailed over a set of deadly undesirable conduct, and continues to be ascending new heights and getting into his personal? the answer's: Tracy Morgan is all that. after which some.

When he was once only a boy dwelling within the Coney Island initiatives, being humorous used to be approximately survival. With the correct snap, Tracy may perhaps close down the playground bullies who beat up on him and his bodily disabled older brother. And with a wild adequate prank, he may possibly specific revenge on whoever stole his Pumas on the neighborhood pool. Later, being humorous was once approximately escape--from the untouchable unhappiness of his father’s loss of life, from the desperation of the drug dealer’s exchange, from the lifestyles and dying battles waged at the streets of the South Bronx within the age of crack. yet nowadays being humorous is set dwelling his dream--a dream born within the comedy golf equipment of Harlem and discovered on exhibits like Martin and Saturday evening Live, the place he used to be a solid member for seven years, and in videos like The Longest Yard and Half-Baked.

With brutal honesty and his trademark take-no-prisoners humor, Tracy tells the tale of his upward push to reputation, with all its highs and its many lows--from the very public battles with alcohol and diabetes that threatened his profession and his existence to the personal and poignant finish of his twenty-year marriage. In his singularly warped and significant approach he muses on relations, love, intercourse, race, politics, ambition, and what it takes to deliver the funny.

Howlingly humorous, inspiring, searing, and touching, I Am the hot Black is an engaging peek contained in the brain of 1 of the main compelling and defining comedians of our time.

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Chico may be verbally abusive and used to be continually loud and obnoxious, yet he used to be additionally wild, enjoyable, and likeable—even cute to a few. Chico was once the type of man who needed to take his blouse off whilst he danced simply because he couldn’t locate the rhythm of the tune trapped in all them outfits. Chico was once that loopy dude you spot placing from the rafters on the membership on, like, Wednesday at six o’clock within the morning. After it slow, i spotted it was once both him or me, simply because there has been no manner the 2 people may possibly percentage one physique peacefully. So I needed to determine what to do with Chico. He wouldn’t movement out, simply because he lived in right here too, so I needed to placed that G to paintings for me. He may perhaps remain if he earned his retain, so i began to carry that Chico power out onstage, and now he’s my automobile within the membership. Now he drives me to and during my stand-up. yet again then, he simply drove me loopy. In my previous few years at Saturday evening dwell, Chico confirmed up a week on the after celebration. He certainly turned the president of my fan membership and my highway supervisor in the course of these years. whilst I went out at the street, Chico constantly did a late-night set, it doesn't matter what city we have been in or what room we have been in. And as soon as we’d made it again to our resort, Chico could frequently remain round to see new fabric no matter if i used to be the single one nonetheless conscious! Chico might exit with not less than thirty humans, and he made yes that each unmarried considered one of them received fucked up. One time Chico acquired so under the influence of alcohol he threw up within the membership Suede in big apple, correct there in his booth—I imagine that one made web page Six. My boys needed to hold me out. and that i needed to be on Wendy Williams’s radio express 4 hours after that! the simplest or worst a part of that tale was once that Chico threw up correct at the foot of the girl who was once the William Morris Agency’s exposure director. There she was once, this tall, well-dressed white woman, and Chico simply threw up correct on her sneakers. I someway acquired via Wendy Williams’s express, however it all received worse whilst I bought domestic. I walked in my condominium and went correct to the cat’s clutter field and took a shit and pissed everywhere in the motherfucker. My ex-wife awakened and located me there, nonetheless inebriated, attempting to squat in that factor so I didn’t make a large number. She simply shook her head. She used to be giggling, yet she simply shook her head. And it wasn’t the final time I acquired stuck like that! guy, that was an issue. I’d get inebriated and the clutter field would appear extra beautiful than the goddamned rest room. Chico did every kind of shit. Then there has been one evening in 2004 while Chico ended up at Prince’s residence. It was once the evening sooner than the Grammy Awards and my comic story author Bradley Lewis and that i have been going to Clive Davis’s recognized black-tie pre-Grammy social gathering. We determined to begin with a few pregame partying at approximately 5 o’clock. We ended up operating into strategy guy, Redman, and the RZA, and we began going challenging, ingesting and smoking and having a great time. someday in the course of that pre-party, Chico got here out, and he determined to begin calling Redman via his executive identify, Reggie Noble. all of the sudden, pink is going from getting excessive and having a great time to gazing me, all stressful within the face.

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