By Julius Alvin
Lest one imagine those are a simply the quirky output of a self-publishing eccentric, the sequence was once released through Kensington Publishers below their Zebra Books imprint. Kensington's present site describes Zebra Books as their "flagship imprint [that] publishes nationally bestselling women's fiction, romantic suspense and bestselling old, paranormal and modern romances." whereas now not in print, the writer characterised the jokes during this sequence as politically fallacious, raunchy jokes approximately ethnic teams, homosexuals, girls, animals, politicians, celebrities and different unwitting targets."
The writer has painstakingly gathered millions of such jokes and preserved them in print. whereas out of print, such a lot can be found used from Amazon resellers as $0.01 books.These are a useful source if one is learning such humor. I placed the author's identify in fees simply because i think it's a nom de plume for the person that holds the copyright for those books. Julius Alvin in simple terms appears to be like on the net because the writer of those works without extra biographical information.
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