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By Paul Dickson

A revised and extended model of the author's past e-book Jokes. there's a new bankruptcy that includes assistance and anecdotes from such luminaries as invoice Novak, Leo Rosten, Charles Osgood and Tip O'Neill. All jokes are ``clean'' and there are chapters on flies within the soup jokes, unintentional puns, knock-knock jokes, shaggy puppy jokes and so forth. features a bibliography of comic story books and magazines.

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Shook up. Knock, Knock. who is there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia chook in a gilded cage. Knock, Knock. who is there? Annie. Annie who? Annie factor you are able to do, i will do higher. Knock, Knock. who is there? Apocryphal. Apocryphal who? i have Apocryphal of goals. 112 DICKSON'S comic story TIEASUlY Knock, Knock. who is there? Barrymore. Barrymore who? Barrymore now not at the lone prairie. Knock, Knock. who is there? Barton. Barton who? Barton up your overcoat. Knock, Knock. who is there? Bay. Bay who? Bay be face, you could have the cutest little child face. Knock, Knock. who is there? Barry. Barry who? Barry me no longer at the lone prairie. Knock, Knock. who is there? great Horse. substantial Horse who? sizeable Horse of you. Knock, Knock. who is there? Caesar. Caesar who? Caesar jolly stable fellow, Caesar jolly sturdy fellow. 113 OPEIKNOCKETY TUNES Knock, Knock. who is there? Crimea. Crimea who? Crimea river. I cried a river over you. Knock, Knock. who is there? Darrell. Darrell who? Darrell by no means be one other you. Knock, Knock. who is there? Deirdre . Deirdre who? Deirdre mom come from eire? Knock, Knock. who is there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly. Knock, Knock. who is there? Domino. Domino who? Domino factor if you happen to ain't received that swing. Knock, Knock. who is there? Domino. Domino who? Domino cowhand. 114 DICKSON'S funny story REASUlY Knock, Knock. who is there? Don Arneche. Don Ameche who? i will be Don Arneche in a taxi, honey. Knock, Knock. who is there? Don juan. Don juan who? I Don juan to set the area on fireplace . Knock, Knock. who is there? Donna. Donna who? Donna take a seat lower than the apple tree. Knock, Knock. who is there? Ferry. Ferry who? Ferry stories can come precise. Knock, Knock. who is there? Frankfurter. Frankfurter who? Frankfurter stories. Knock, Knock. who is there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly strong fellow. a hundred and fifteen OPERKNOCKETY TUNES Knock, Knock. who is there? Gnome. Gnome who? Gnomebody is familiar with the difficulty i have obvious. Knock, Knock. who is there? Greta. Greta who? Greta lengthy, little dogie, greta lengthy. Knock, Knock. who is there? Hal. Hal who? Hallelujah! i am a bum. Knock, Knock. who is there? Heifer. Heifer who? If Heifer I may still lose you. Knock, Knock. who is there? Humus. Humus who? Humus consider this, a kiss is simply a kiss. Knock, Knock. who is there? Hyman. Hyman who? Hyman the temper for romance. 116 DICKSON'S shaggy dog story TIEASUIY Knock, Knock. who is there? Igloo. Igloo who? Igloo Susie like I knew Susie. Knock, Knock. who is there? Ivy League. Ivy League who? Ivy League for each drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. Knock, Knock. who is there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy that previous time faith. Knock, Knock. who is there? jose. jose who? jose are you able to see through the dawn's early mild? (This is additionally finished with O'Shea. ) Knock, Knock. who is there? Karl off. Karl off who? Karlo. ff my desires, i admire you. Knock, Knock. who is there? Keir Dullea. Keir Dullea who? On a Keir Dullea one can find eternally. (Ina Claire used to be utilized in previous types. ) 117 OPf. llKNOCKETY TUNES Knock, Knock. who is there? Kelly. Kelly who? Kellyfornia, right here I come! Knock, Knock. who is there? King Kong. King Kong who? King Kong the witch is lifeless. Knock, Knock. who is there? Lima Bean. Lima Bean who?

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