Download E-books The Pocket Book of Death: An Unfortunate Look at the End of the Line PDF

By Morgan Reilly, Joanna Tempest

A laugh-out-loud miscellany of every thing you ever desired to learn about dying. From extraordinary funeral practices and macabre city myths to profitable jobs within the dying enterprise. observed by means of cartoons from the creators of the hit webcomic, ‘Cyanide & Happiness.’

There’s simply anything in regards to the finish that makes us are looking to run screaming again to the beginning…

Did you recognize that 3 American states nonetheless use the firing squad as a method of execution? Or so that you can see Galileo’s preserved heart finger in Florence? How in regards to the new development of getting your enjoyed one’s ashes changed into a diamond? Loaded with humorous and interesting proof, The notebook of demise is a jaw-dropping miscellany of macabre be aware origins, hysterical well-known final phrases, extraordinary demise rituals, the final nutrition of loss of life row inmates and extra. this can be a aspect of loss of life you’ve by no means obvious before.

Is your activity killing you? possibly it’s time to discover the proper profession within the dying company. flick through the checklist to discover the main profitable jobs within the undefined. a bit paranoid probably? Then observe a number of the deadliest jobs on the planet or the tiniest animals that may kill you.

Accompanied via side-splitting cartoons from the creators of the highly renowned webcomic, ‘Cyanide & Happiness’, The notebook of dying is so filled with details that it leaves no stone unturned…er, tombstone that's.

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Download E-books How to Get Things Really Flat: Enlightenment for Every Man on Ironing, Vacuuming and Other Household Arts PDF

By Andrew Martin

Perfectly pitched to strike a few uncooked nerves: A witty, frequently fabulous manifesto approximately how and why males should still do housework—and a truly necessary consultant for either the hundreds of thousands of fellows who shirk loved ones tasks (see the incriminating stats below!) and the ladies who reside with them

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Download E-books A Piano in the Pyrenees: The Ups and Downs of an Englishman in the French Mountains PDF

By Tony Hawks

Inspired by means of breathtaking perspectives and romantic fantasies of discovering love within the mountains, Tony Hawks swiftly buys an idyllic residence within the French Pyrenees. And right here, he imagines, he'll ultimately satisfy his formative years delusion of learning the piano, all of the whereas overlooking fantastic perspectives because the issues of the realm cross him by way of overlooked. besides the fact that, Tony’s hopelessly ill-prepared stumbling into the area of out of the country homeownership could be top learn as an invaluable handbook of ways to not move approximately purchasing a home in a foreign country. He flirts with the relocating corporation in a disastrous try and take his piano over to France in a dodgy white van; foolishly makes an attempt to construct a swimming pool himself; and takes his event of relationships to a brand new point while he reveals himself cohabiting now not with the predicted appealing French lady, yet along with his previous blood brother Ron the builder. but as Tony and his small staff of associates haplessly try to combine themselves into neighborhood village existence, they research extra approximately themselves and every except they ever concept possible.

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Download E-books Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages: A Comedy of Transdimensional Tomfoolery (J. W. Wells & Co. Series, Book 7) PDF

By Tom Holt

Polly is a true property solicitor. She is usually wasting her brain. anyone retains consuming her espresso. And chatting with her consumers. And doing her task. And while she is going to the dry cleaner's to select up her costume for the get together, it's now not there. now not the costume - the dry cleaner's.

And then there are the chickens who imagine they're humans. whatever unusual is well happening - and it's going to take greater than a paranormal ring to style it out.

From one of many funniest voices in comedian fiction at the present time comes a hilarious story of pigs and parallel worlds.

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Download E-books 50 Things to Do with a Book: (Now That Reading Is Dead) PDF

By Bruce McCall

In a global the place analyzing is reportedly lifeless, popular slapstick comedian, illustrator, and New Yorker contributor Bruce McCall bargains 50 creative, outlandish, and wickedly unique activities with all these extra books in 50 activities with a Book. From beginning a band, construction a stairway to paradise, and saving your city from a flood to enhancing your marriage, unique site visitors, or killing a mockingbird, the choices provided in 50 activities with a Book are superb, visionary, ironic, and absurd.

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Download E-books Nobliaux et sorcières (Les annales du Dique-monde, Tome 14) PDF

By Terry Pratchett

Le royaume de Lancre au cœur des montagnes du Bélier. Si petit. Tout juste s’il ne faut pas un passeport pour s’allonger. Retour de voyage, trois sœurcières y retrouvent leurs pénates, dont l’une, Magrat, pour épouser le roi Vérence.
Les noces approchent. Tout devrait se passer comme dans un songe de nuit d’été. Si l’imprudence des uns et des autres ne risquait d’ouvrir le monde au retour des Seigneurs et Dames. Des Nobliaux. Des Lumineux...
Les elfes sont si beaux, si gueulamour. Les elfes sont cruels. Ils prennent tout. Et ils offrent los angeles peur en échange.
Autour des trois sœurcières à l. a. peine, une affiche exceptionnelle avec notamment : l’archichancelier Mustrum Ridculle, le bibliothécaire de l’Université (« Oook ! » ) et le deuxième grand amant du monde, Giamo Casanabo.

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Download E-books Röde Orm PDF

By Frans G. Bengtsson

"Många oroliga män foro bort från Skåne med Bue och Vagn och hade ingen lycka i Hjörungavåg; andra följde med Styrbjörn until eventually Uppsala och föllo med honom."

Med en stor element humor och en berättarglädje som knappast har något motstycke i den svenska litteraturen är Röde Orm en av våra få verkligt levande klassiker och den har fängslat generationer av läsare.

Röde Orm har kallats en sällsynt lyckad förening av fornnordisk och österländsk saga. Denna "Berättelse från okristen tid" utspelar sig kring år a thousand, när vikingarna härjade längs Europas kuster och i de ryska flodsystemen, males också tog intryck av de people och kulturer de mötte.

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Download E-books Adrian Mole: The Cappuccino Years PDF

By Sue Townsend

The additional adventures of the grasp mole.

In his most recent confessional diary, Adrian, now thirty, is separated from his unique and finished Nigerian spouse, and is a unmarried father or mother to his three-year-old son. He works as a cook dinner in a wise London eating place that focuses on repulsive working-class foodstuff. while, to his shock, he reveals he has an older son to boot, he is taking accountability and at last learns to cope.

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Download E-books Simon's Cat Off to the Vet . . . and Other Cat-astrophes PDF

By Simon Tofield

"Guaranteed snigger out loud fabric, Tofield's key is effectively referring to Simon's cat to any cat. Simon's cat is definitely the Snoopy of the cat world."
--Chicago Tribune

"Simon's Cat Off to the Vet and different Cat-astrophes is a candy, funny examine tom cat habit from an writer with a radical knowing of this topic matter....An very good vacation reward for any cat fancier."
--Phyllis O’Beollain, Examiner.com

"Simon's Cat: Off to the Vet has dozens of hilarious cartoons of various lengths....The cartoons are approximately greater than simply taking a reluctant cat to the vet (which includes a cardboard field and ideal timing). There are cartoons approximately destroyed gardens, destroyed chicken feeders, destroyed outfits and destroyed furnishings. yet there also are cartoons in regards to the affection cats can exhibit us, and the way we go back the love...Every cat lover will love Simon's Cat: Off to the Vet...and different Cat-astrophes."
--About.com

"Whether you're five or ninety five, this is often certain to draw a grin from you."
--Sharon Damon, Examiner.com

"My response to every new Simon's Cat video or publication is identical: YAY!! during this brand-new assortment, acclaimed cartoonist Simon Tofield tackles each cat owner’s nightmare: going to the vet. It tells the tale of ways Simon's Cat turns out to instinctively understand a visit to the vet is set to ensue and the lengths he’ll visit keep away from it, whereas long-suffering Simon is pressured to attempt every kind of tips to get him to cooperate. Sound familiar?"
--Catster

"Witty and lovely, Simon's Cat: Off to the Vet is a deal with for cat fanatics or an individual who loves laughter."
--Midwest e-book Review

"Whether you learn it immediately via or velocity your self with one or cartoons at a time, it is a publication that might cheer the gloomiest day. upload the movies, a few snacks, a favourite beverage and a cat in your lap--it's a bit holiday in the course of day-by-day life."
--Kings River lifestyles Magazine

In the final 5 years, Simon's Cat has develop into a world phenomenon. celebrity of thirty-nine motion pictures, which were watched over 500 million occasions, and winner of a dozen significant awards, Simon's Cat has captured the hearts of a global viewers. during this brand-new e-book we see Simon's Cat face any feline's such a lot dreaded scenario--he's off to the vet. And he is not in any respect satisfied approximately it.

Sharing its subject matter with the first-ever full-color Simon's Cat function animation, funded via a record-breaking Indiegogo crusade and thanks to be published along the hot ebook, Simon's Cat Off to the Vet...and different Cat-astrophes is jam-packed with over 240 pages of hilarious new gags and adventures that includes our favourite hairy good friend and his companions--both previous and new.

Says Tofield: "Taking my naughty cat to the vet is likely one of the such a lot asked movie principles from our enthusiasts. It was once due to this that i began paintings on a brand new movie and ebook in line with the loopy occasions that come up in the course of those journeys! a trip to the vet could be very a tense time in genuine existence for either cats and their vendors, notwithstanding my target is to carry out the comedy, and introduce a solid of additional characters for Simon's Cat to fulfill, as he will get his claws into his new surroundings!"

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Download E-books You Don't Have to be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps PDF

By Tom Holt

Colin Hollinghead is a tender guy going nowhere speedy. operating for his dad may need gave the look of a good suggestion on the time, yet beginning on the backside within the widget-making has someway misplaced its allure. And now the enterprise is in hassle. not less than his father has a plan to show issues around - a brand new workforce that would enhance revenue margins and safe the company's destiny for eternity. The deal seems nice on paper, yet they do say that the satan is within the aspect - and the previous rogue definitely seems interested in a few skill. Colin wishes aid. possibly his new pal from J.W. Wells & Co. (Practical and potent Magicians, Sorcerers and Supernatural specialists) might help. gleaming with wit and oozing allure, Tom Holt's new comedian caper will satisfaction his readers and end up as soon as and for all that going to paintings can really be hell.

And now the enterprise is in difficulty. no less than his father has a plan to show issues around - a brand new workforce that might increase revenue margins and safe the company's destiny for eternity. The deal seems to be nice on paper, yet they do say that the satan is within the element - and the previous rogue definitely looks taken with a few means.

Colin wishes support. maybe his new buddy from J.W. Wells & Co. (Practical and potent Magicians, Sorcerers and Supernatural experts) can help.

Sparkling with wit and oozing attraction, Tom Holt's new comedian caper will satisfaction his readers and turn out as soon as and for all that going to paintings can really be hell.

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