Download E-books Gleefully Macabre Tales PDF

By Jeff Strand

Jeff Strand is the writer of a host of demented books, together with strain, DWELLER, a foul DAY FOR VOODOO, WOLF HUNT, unmarried WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS similar, BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, FANGBOY, THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE, and plenty of others. Three-time Bram Stoker Award finalist. Three-time Bram Stoker Award loser. Four-time Bram Stoker Award grasp of Ceremonies.

Strand could be most sensible recognized for his ability at balancing funny and bad parts in a single story. Socially Awkward Moments with an Aspiring Lunatic showcases that infrequent expertise wonderfully.
This tale is gross, humorous, frightening, and simply undeniable hectic. Jeff Strand is magnificent and he can be locked away.
Bust-your-gut humorous. Strand isnt purely off his rocker right here, hes out of his freakin mind!
Author Strand has the pleasant skill to ladle out laughter and horror in heaping helpings, and those tales supply either enjoyable and worry in both huge doses.

Gleefully Macabre Tales

Ready to discover an effective technique to dump the truck choked with useless infants? within the temper to chuckle on the sight of your individual blood? good, women and gents, my ghoulishly humorous brief tale assortment, Gleefully Macabre stories, is now available!

Tales include…

“Disposal” (new to the paperback edition–previously released as a stand-alone hardcover)

“Really, quite Ferocious” (the notorious “wiener dog” story)

“Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic” (from the long-sold-out chapbook)

“Them previous West Mutations” (just an outstanding out of date “giant man-eating cockroaches within the outdated West” yarn)

“One of Them” (a younger boy visits a so much disagreeable carnival freak express indeed…)

“Roasting Weenies by way of Hellfire” (sort of like domestic on my own, yet with plenty of splatter, a zombie, and the devil)

A grisly and irritating model of “The 3 Little Pigs” “Mr. Sensitive” (a leg-crossing, cringe-inducing cautionary tale)“BrainBugs” (they’re in there…squirming around…)
“The Socket” (sorry…this one’s sick!)

“Special Features” (it could be the final DVD observation music you ever hear to)

“Werewolf Porno” and “Sex Potion #147″ (from the sold-out chapbook humorous tales of frightening Sex)

Gracious! There’s even more…

A couple of significant stories: “Glimpses” and “Abbey’s Shriek”

A double characteristic of vacation silliness: “Howard, the 10th Reindeer” and “Howard Rises Again”

A transcript of my 2006 and 2007 international Horror conference Gross-Out Contest entries (complete with embarrassed writer commentary)

And there’s much more a laugh depravity! “High Stakes.” “Wasting Grandpa.” “A chew for a Bite.” “Bad Coffee.” “An Admittedly unnecessary yet Mercifully short tale With extraterrestrial beings In It.” “Munchies.” “I carry the Stick.” “Scarecrow’s Discovery.” “Cap’n Hank’s 5 Alarm Nuclear Lava Wings.” “The undesirable sweet House.” And certain, much more! (Six extra, actually.)

Not to say a number of pages of tale notes behind the ebook, for these of you who're into that kind of thing.

Previously released as a 300-copy hardcover restricted variation by means of Delirium Books.

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Download E-books Welcome to Just a Minute!: A Celebration of Britain’s Best-Loved Radio Comedy PDF

By Nicholas Parsons

In this primary ever reliable better half, Nicholas Parsons tells the attention-grabbing tale of the much-loved panel online game. Over the many years, the greats of British comedy have entertained listeners with performances that experience come to outline our comedian heritage—from Kenneth Williams' outrageously humorous "battles" with Sheila Hancock, Clement Freud's acerbic wit, and Derek Nimmo's tall stories to Paul Merton's resourceful flights of fancy, Julian Clary's flagrant innuendos, and Pam Ayres' poetic humor. Welcome to simply a Minute! is an enjoyable trip via British comedy background and a grasp category in comedian timing, verbal dexterity, and sharp one-liners.

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Download E-books I'm Dying Up Here: Heartbreak and High Times in Stand-up Comedy's Golden Era PDF

By William Knoedelseder

In the mid-1970s, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Andy Kaufman, Richard Lewis, Robin Williams, Elayne Boosler, Tom Dreesen, and a number of other hundred different shameless showoffs and incorrigible cutups from around the kingdom migrated en masse to l. a., the hot domestic of Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. There, in a late-night international of intercourse, medicinal drugs, goals and laughter, they created an inventive neighborhood in contrast to any earlier than or on account that. It used to be Comedy Camelot—but it couldn’t last.

William Knoedelseder used to be then a cub reporter masking the burgeoning neighborhood comedy scene for the Los Angeles Times. He wrote the 1st significant newspaper profiles of a number of of the long run stars. And he was once there while the comedians—who weren't paid by means of the golf equipment the place they played— attempted to alter the approach and by the way tore aside their very own close-knit neighborhood. In I’m demise Up Here he tells the entire tale of that golden age, of the strike that ended it, and of ways these days nonetheless resonate within the lives of these who have been there. As comedy golf equipment and cable television started to increase, many might in achieving stardom.... yet luck had its price.

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Download E-books Mark Twain's Library of Humor (Modern Library Humor and Wit) PDF

By Mark Twain, Roy Blount Jr.

Starting with the piece that made Mark Twain famous--"The infamous leaping Frog of Calaveras County"--and finishing along with his fanciful "How I Edited an Agricultural Paper," this treasure trove of an anthology, an abridgment of the 1888 unique, collects twenty of Twain's personal items, as well as tall stories, fables, and satires through forty-three of Twain's contemporaries, together with Washington Irving, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Ambrose Bierce, William Dean Howells, Joel Chandler Harris, Artemus Ward, and Bret Harte.

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Download E-books Seriously Funny: The Rebel Comedians of the 1950s and 1960s PDF

By Gerald Nachman

The comedians of the Nineteen Fifties and Nineteen Sixties have been a wholly various breed of appropriate, progressive performer from any that got here earlier than or after, comics whose humor did even more than pry guffaws out of audiences. Gerald Nachman offers the tales of the groundbreaking comedy stars of these years, every one a cultural harbinger:

• Mort Sahl, of a brand new political cynicism
• Lenny Bruce, of the sexual, drug, and language revolution
• Dick Gregory, of racial unrest
• invoice Cosby and Godfrey Cambridge, of racial concord
• Phyllis Diller, of housewifely complaint
• Mike Nichols & Elaine could and Woody Allen, of self-analytical angst and a rearrangement of male-female relations
• Stan Freberg and Bob Newhart, of encroaching, pervasive pop media manipulation and, in terms of Bob Elliott & Ray Goulding, of the banalities of broadcasting
• Mel Brooks, of the Yiddishization of yank comedy
• Sid Caesar, of a brand new expertise of the satirical chances of television
• Joan Rivers, of the obsessive longing for big name gossip and of a latent bitchy sensibility
• Tom Lehrer, of the inane, hypocritical, mawkishly sentimental nature of hallowed American folkways and, on the subject of the Smothers Brothers, of overly respected folks songs and folklore
• Steve Allen, of the late-night speak express as a strength in American comedy
• David Frye and Vaughn Meader, of the merger of showbiz and politics and, in addition to Will Jordan, of stretching the bounds of mimicry
• Shelley Berman, of a iteration of obsessively self-confessional humor
• Jonathan Winters and Jean Shepherd, of the bold new free-form improvisational comedy and of a sardonically up-to-date view of Midwestern archetypes
• Ernie Kovacs, of surreal visible results and the unbounded vistas of video

Taken jointly, they made up the school of a brand new institution of full of life, socially acutely aware satire, a colourful team of voices that reigned from nearly 1953 to 1965.

Nachman shines a flashlight into the corners of those comedians’ chaotic and sometimes stricken lives, illuminating their genius in addition to their demons, broken souls, and determined force. His exhaustive learn and intimate interviews display characters which are interesting and all too human, filled with wealthy tales, confessions, regrets, and traumas. heavily humorous is straight away a blinding cultural historical past and a joyous party of a unprecedented period in American comedy.

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Download E-books I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids PDF

By Jen Kirkman

During this fast New York Times bestseller that’s “boldly humorous with out being anti-mom” (In Touch), comic and Chelsea Lately usual Jen Kirkman champions each woman’s correct to stick to her personal path—even if that suggests being “childfree through choice.”

In her debut memoir, actress and comic Jen Kirkman delves into her off-camera lifestyles with a similar snarky sensitivity and oddball humor she brings to her sold-out standup indicates and the Chelsea Lately roundtable, the place she is a author and common performer. As a lady of a definite age who has no wish to commence a kinfolk, Jen frequently unearths herself faced (by associates, family members, and overall strangers) approximately her selection to be “childfree by means of choice.I Can slightly look after Myself deals sincere and hilarious responses to questions like “Who will look after you if you get old?” (Servants!) and a peek into the psyche—and strange life—of a girl who has continuously marched to the beat of a distinct drummer and is beautiful definite she’s now not gonna switch her brain, yet thank you in your difficulty.

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Download E-books The Sinister Mr. Corpse PDF

By Jeff Strand

"Will have even the most important stiffs giggling the entire solution to the grave." -- Rue Morgue

Zombies…

Sometimes they upward thrust from the grave, hungering for human flesh…

Sometimes they’re created via a mad scientist motive on forming an unstoppable military of the undead…

Sometimes the zombie plague is transmitted through a bad virus…

…and occasionally, they’re resurrected in entrance of thousands of audience as a part of a stay primetime tv special.

This novel is the story of Stanley Dabernath, zombie. a standard man who dies, is introduced again to lifestyles as a ghastly strolling cadaver, and turns into the foreign sensation hailed via the clicking because the striking Mr. Corpse. popularity! Wealth! Groupies! regardless of his ghoulish visual appeal, Stanley reveals himself residing the dream.

But in lots of methods, it’s more durable to be a star than a zombie. The fits at the back of undertaking moment likelihood are looking to inform him tips on how to behave in public. It’s tricky to get pleasure from an easy eating place meal in peace. There’s consistent strain coming at him from all sides--not to say that many of us reflect on him a vile blasphemy that are supposed to be erased from existence.

And does venture moment probability have Stanley’s top pursuits in brain, or is the true explanation for his reanimation whatever a lot more...sinister?

“Those watching for the common apocalyptic international filled with flesh consuming corpses will fast become aware of they're in for a unique deal with altogether. For these conversant in Mr. Strand’s well known Andrew Mayhem novels, take the witty banter, sharp one liners and chuckle out loud moments, then flip it up a notch or three.” -- Horror global

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Download E-books Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life PDF

By Rachel Renee Russell

It’s Diary of a Wimpy child for ladies during this hilarious new novel!
Dork Diaries follows 8th grader Nikki Maxwell as she chronicles via textual content and sketches her stream to a snooty new tuition; her epic conflict together with her mother for an iPhone; her enthusiasm for drawing and paintings; and a love/hate fascination with the hot school’s queen bee, a lady named Mackenzie, who turns into Nikki’s rival in a schoolwide artwork festival. Nikki writes approximately friendships, crushes, reputation, and relatives with a distinct and clean voice that also conveys a common authenticity. Nikki’s sketches all through her diary upload humor and spunk to the booklet, a surefire hit with tween woman readers.

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Download E-books The Pirates! in an Adventure with the Romantics PDF

By Gideon Defoe

When traveling their financial institution supervisor at the beaches of Lake Geneva, the Pirate Captain and his staff come upon at least the literary giants in their age: the swaggering Lord Byron, the oddly shifty Percy Shelley - and his attractive younger fiancée, Mary.

Together they embark upon a trip that leads them clear of Switzerland into the bowels of Oxford, and eventually to the forbidding middle of jap Europe. it truly is an experience that would strength the Pirate Captain to confront a few vital questions, particularly: what's the mystery in the back of his mysterious abdominal tattoo? Is 'Zombuloid, the corpse-beast' a greater identify for a monster than 'Gorgo: Half-man, half-seaweed'? And, most significantly - what occurs while a pirate ultimately falls in love?

Women in diaphanous nighties working down corridors! Brooding males with darkish hair! Sinister taxidermy! Ghostly banging noises! The Pirates! In An experience with the Romantics comprises a majority of these issues, in addition to a piece the place the Captain attire up as a horny fireman.

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