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By Robert Orben

2500 jokes!... From the grasp of the one-liner, a clean, new number of sure-fire laugh-getters that would brighten your speeches and supply hours of fun-filled examining. A needs to for toastmasters, salespeopel, lectureres, and all performers.

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